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The Room Quotes

The Room Quotes: The story of The Disaster Artist will confound you on the off chance that you’ve never seen 2003’s clique movie. The Room, otherwise known as the best most noticeably awful film ever.

Best The Room Quotes 2021

The recording cycle behind Tommy Wiseau’s horribly scripted, altered and acted record of a violated darling is being ridiculed by James and Dave Franco and Seth Rogen, and the new film is going ahead December 1, 14 years after the first was delivered. To get you in the spoon-filled soul, here’s the best cumbersome lines from the first film

Here are The Room’s funniest quotes, as it turns 15:

Johnny: “I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bulls***. I did not hit her. I did not. (Pause). Oh hi Mark…”

Lisa: “Do you want me to order a pizza?”
Johnny: “Whatever. I don’t care.”
Lisa: “I already ordered a pizza.”
Johnny: “You think of everything!”

Steven: “When is the baby due?”
Lisa: “There is no baby.”
Steven: “What? What are you talking about?”
Lisa: “I told him that to make it interesting.”

Mark: “The candles, the music, the sexy dress. I mean, what’s going on here?”

Mark: “I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it – beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.”
Johnny: “Ha ha ha. What a story Mark!”

Claudette: [Matter of fact] “Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me. And I’m dying.”
Lisa: “You’re not dying mom.”
Claudette: “I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.”
Lisa: “Look, don’t worry about it. Everything will be fine. They’re curing lots of people every day.”
Claudette: “I’m sure I’ll be alright.”
[NB: Cancer not mentioned again for the entire rest of the film]

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Johnny: [While about to have sex with Lisa] “Denny, do you have something else to do?”
Denny: “I just like to watch you guys.”

Denny: “You look beautiful today. Can I kiss you?”
Lisa: “You are such a little brat!”

Johnny: “Hi.”
Flower Shop Clerk: “Can I help you?”
Johnny: “Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses please?”
Flower Shop Clerk: “Oh hi Johnny. I didn’t know it was you. Here you go.”
Johnny: “That’s me. How much is it?”
Flower Shop Clerk: “It’ll be eighteen dollars.”
Johnny: “Here you go. Keep the change. Hi doggy.”
Flower Shop Clerk: “You’re my favorite customer.”
Johnny: “Thanks a lot. Bye.”

Mark: “Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!”

Lisa: “I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much.”

Mark: “How was work today?”
Johnny: “Pretty good. We got a new client at the bank. We make a lot of money.”
Mark: “What client?”
Johnny: “I cannot tell you. It’s confidential.”
Mark: “Oh come on. Why not?”
Johnny: “No, I can’t. Anyway, how’s your sex life?”

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Lisa: “You can come out now Johnny. She’s gone.”
Johnny: “In a few minutes b**ch.”
Lisa: “Who are you calling a b**ch?”
Johnny: “You and your stupid mother.”

Lisa: “Did you get your promotion?”
Johnny: “Nah.”
Lisa: “You didn’t get it, did you?”

Johnny: “You have nice legs, Lisa. Ha ha.”
Lisa: “You have nice pecs.”
Johnny: “Ha ha. I’m tired, I’m wasted, I love you darling.”

Claudette: “He’s taking drugs.”
Mark: “Come on, stop, it was a mistake.”
Claudette: “A mistake, that he takes drugs.”
Johnny: “Let’s go home.”
Mark: “Come on, it’s clear.”
Claudette: “What’s clear? I am going to call the police.”

Mike: “Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love?”
Michelle: “Mmm, feed me.”

Mike: “She pulls it out, and she’s showing everybody my underwear.”
Johnny: “You must be kidding? Underwear. I got the picture.”
Mike: “Yeah, I don’t know what to do.”
Johnny: “That’s life!”

Steven: “I feel like I’m sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.”

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Lisa: “He’s so boring.”
Claudette: “You’ve known him for over five years. You’re engaged. You said you loved him. He supports you, he provides for you, and darling you can’t support yourself. He’s a wonderful man, and he loves you very much. And his position is very secure. And he told me he plans to buy you a house.”
Lisa: “That’s why he’s so boring!”

Johnny: “I have a serious problem with Lisa. I don’t think she’s faithful to me. In fact, I know she isn’t.”

Johnny: “You betrayed me! You’re not good. You’re just a chicken. Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep!”

Johnny: “Everybody betrayed me. I fed up with this world.”

Mark: “Oh man, I just can’t figure women out. Sometimes they’re just too smart. Sometimes they’re flat-out stupid. Other times they’re just evil.”

Johnny: “You are tearing me apart Lisa!”

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