Happy New Year

Punny New Year’s Jokes To Start off 2021 With the Best Laugh

What better way is there to start off the New Year than with a laugh? Between making your champagne cocktails and a celebration-worthy New Year’s Eve dinner, you’re going to want to retell one of these cute jokes. You may not be able to celebrate with a wild New Year’s Eve party like last year, but sending one of these to your nearest and dearest is the perfect way to let them know you’re thinking about them in the New Year. After all, laughter really is the best medicine.

Whether your at-home celebration is going to include some of the all-time best New Year’s movies or toasts on Zoom, these jokes and one-liners are sure to get the “party” going well past midnight, so you can welcome 2021 in the best way. From punny one-liners to classic knock-knock jokes, pull out one of these hilarious riddles and funny sayings for an instant crowd-pleaser (though you’ll be sure to get some groans, too).

Why do birds fly south for New Year’s Eve?

It’s too far to walk.new years jokes   birds

Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve.

It’s December 31st.new years jokes  date

My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating.

But I’ll wait until tomorrow to start.new year's jokes

New Year?

I just got used to this last one!new years jokes   new year

“I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.”

— A dad on New Year’s Eve.new year's jokes   dad

If 2020 was a person

I’d sue him for pain and suffering.new years joke   pain and suffering

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