What better way is there to start off the New Year than with a laugh? Between making your champagne cocktails and a celebration-worthy New Year’s Eve dinner, you’re going to want to retell one of these cute jokes. You may not be able to celebrate with a wild New Year’s Eve party like last year, but sending one of these to your nearest and dearest is the perfect way to let them know you’re thinking about them in the New Year. After all, laughter really is the best medicine.
Whether your at-home celebration is going to include some of the all-time best New Year’s movies or toasts on Zoom, these jokes and one-liners are sure to get the “party” going well past midnight, so you can welcome 2021 in the best way. From punny one-liners to classic knock-knock jokes, pull out one of these hilarious riddles and funny sayings for an instant crowd-pleaser (though you’ll be sure to get some groans, too).
It’s too far to walk.
It’s December 31st.
But I’ll wait until tomorrow to start.
I just got used to this last one!
— A dad on New Year’s Eve.
I’d sue him for pain and suffering.