MOST HILARIOUS DUMB AND DUMBER QUOTES

Dumb and Dumber is a classic comedy film starring about two well-meaning friends who travel across the country to Aspen, Colorado to try to give back a briefcase left in an airport as part of a ransom payment. Enjoy the most famous Dumb and Dumber Quotes and Images from the movie to tickle your funny bone!

MOST FUNNY AND HILARIOUS QUOTES FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen ~ Dumb & Dumber

“We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!” — Lloyd
“You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” — Harry
“Boy this party really died.” — Lloyd
“What if he shot me in the face?” — Harry
“Kick his ass, Sea Bass.” — Friend of Sea Bass
“Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” — Lloyd
“According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” — Harry
“I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” — Lloyd
“One time we mated a bull dog with a shih-Tzu. We called it a bullshit.” — Harry
“Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” — Lloyd
“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” — Harry