Letterkenny Quotes are taken from the comedy series “Letterkenny”. The story shows the antics of the resident of Letterkenny which is a small rural community in Canada. The main characters in this comedy series are siblings Wayne and Kate who run a small farm. As you are here, we guess that you are a fan of Letterkenny Quotes.

Letterkeny Quotes offers amazing punch lines, that makes this series favorite for many viewers. In case, if you have never seen this series, Letterkenny Quotes will definitely make you interested to watch “Letterkenny”

We have collected more than 60 interesting Letterkenny Quotes.

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BEST LETTERKENNY QUOTES

LETTERKENNY SHORESY QUOTES

 

You wanna come to a super soft birthday party? – Letterkenny Quotes

Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen, Shoresy?

3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.

– Letterkenny Quotes

 

Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!- Letterkenny Quotes

Daryl: You guys do CrossFit?

Wayne: You can cross fuck off.

– Letterkenny Quotes

 

Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Four-leaf clover, make a wish. I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward buddy. – Letterkenny Quotes

LETTERKENNY HOCKEY QUOTES

 

Well there is nothing better than a good fart – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Jonesy: Fuck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible fuckin ref! – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Jonesy: Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Shoresy: Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you! – Letterkenny Quotes

 

You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

LETTERKENNY WAYNE QUOTES

 

Reilly: Fuck you Shoresy! Put a shirt on.

I want to give back to the community by helping people find love. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face! – Letterkenny Quotes

LETTERKENNY GAIL QUOTES

I am willing to give 69% of my company to a partner, why 69%? Both sides benefit!. Good Enough! – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Here’s a poem. Star light, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em. – Letterkenny Quotes

Look if you are coming, you better come correct. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Jonesy: Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s?

Wayne: I think you come in men enough for all of us.

– Letterkenny Quotes

It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails. – Letterkenny Quotes

LETTERKENNY QUOTES SHORESY

 

Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

You Ever Hoover Schneef Off A Sleeping Cow’s Spine?  I’ve Hoovered Schneef Off An Awake Cow’s Teet. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Oh I’m Stomping The Brakes, Put That Idea Right Through The Fucking Windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

You Were A Sniper In That Game Today And… Do You See That Sniper At 3 O’clock? – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Fuck Lemony Snicket, What A Serious Of Unfortunate Events You Fuckin Been Through You Ugly Fuck. Boulevard Of Broken Dreams! – Letterkenny Quotes

 

 

LETTERKENNY BEST QUOTES

 

I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

The New Season Of Letterkenny Is Coming To Cravetv. So Pitter Patter, Lets Get At’er And Watch It Already. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Well, There’s Nothing Better Than A Fart. Except Kids Falling Off Bikes, Maybe. Fuck, I Could Watch Kids Fall Off Bikes All Day, I Don’t Give A Shit About Your Kids – Letterkenny Quotes

 

It’s Pertnear Time To Tune Into Letterkenny, So Be Sure To Set Yer Dials. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Jonesy: We need backup, boys.

Wayne: Hard no.

Reilly: Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?

Wayne: Not my pig, not my farm.

Jonesy: Where’s the sacrifice?

Wayne: Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.

– Letterkenny Quotes

 

LETTERKENNY PROBLEMS QUOTES

 

You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.  – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill. – Letterkenny Quotes

You Wish There Was A Pied Piper For Possums, But There Isn’t, So You’re Just Gonna Have To Keep Picking ‘Em Off With A . – Letterkenny Quotes

LETTERKENNY HOCKEY PLAYERS QUOTES

 

His Girlfriend Was Going Out Of Town So She Tooted The Horn One More Time Before She Left. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds? – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.- Letterkenny Quotes

 

Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.- Letterkenny Quotes

Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.- Letterkenny Quotes

 

If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.- Letterkenny Quotes

 

LETTERKENNY CANADA GOOSES QUOTES

 

You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.  – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Squirelly Dan: You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Katy: Is that what you appreciate about me?

Wayne: Let’s go easy over there, Squirelly Dan.

Squirelly Dan: Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.

– Letterkenny Quotes

 

We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.- Letterkenny Quotes

 

You seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki. – Letterkenny Quotes

SHORESY LETTERKENNY QUOTES

 

You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one man couch hockey in the dark. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Fuck Lemony Snicket, what a serious of unfortunate events you fuckin been through you ugly fuck.

Boulevard of Broken Dreams!

– Letterkenny Quotes

 

You wish there was a Pied Piper for possums, but there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22. Buckle up ‘cause they’re fuckin’ ugly…of course, that’s not to say I have it all my damn self. – Letterkenny Quotes

It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself? – Letterkenny Quotes

LETTERKENNY QUOTES WAYNE

 

Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

You guys every hear anything about that guy fucking an ostrich?

No, The Ginger fucked and ostrich.

Allegedly.

– Letterkenny Quotes

 

Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!

…I’m too fat to run.

Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.

– Letterkenny Quotes

LETTERKENNY HOCKEY PLAYER QUOTES

 

Your friend says his sled’s got so much torque he can’t keep the front end down, Ok bud, if you wanna blow smoke, go have a dart. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

You are made of spare parts, aren’t you buddy? – Letterkenny Quotes

 

If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Fuck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

You’re made up of spare parts aren’t you, bud? – Letterkenny Quotes

SHORSEY QUOTES LETTERKENNY

 

I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward bud. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?- Letterkenny Quotes

 

Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.- Letterkenny Quotes

 

What’s up wit your fuckin’ body hair big shoots you look like a 12 year old dutch girl – Letterkenny Quotes

 

I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.- Letterkenny Quotes

 

That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.- Letterkenny Quotes

SHORESY QUOTES LETTERKENNY

 

Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.- Letterkenny Quotes

 

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

Oh I wouldn’t say shit if my mouth was full of it

Fuck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly fuck.

– Letterkenny Quotes

 

Pitter Patter, Let’s Get At Er. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Got Anymore Of That Electric Lettuce? These Darts Aren’t Doing It. – Letterkenny Quotes

GAIL LETTERKENNY QUOTES

 

Make Sure You Use That There Sunscreen ‘Cause It’s A Great Day For Hay. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Yes Dear, Pick Up Milk On The Way Home. That’s A Texas Sized 10-4. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Your Sister’s Lasagna Gave Everyone The Scoots For Weeks Up In Here. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation. – Letterkenny Quotes

LETTERKENNY HOCKEY QUOTES

 

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WAYNE QUOTES LETTERKENNY

 

When you are bringing complaints to someone, they’ll be more receptive to alter into their behavior if you make it your problem, rather then placing the blames on them. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes

You naturally care for companionship, but I guess there are a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark. – Letterkenny Quotes

It’s impolite to kiss and tell. – Letterkenny Quotes

LETTERKENNY QUOTES HOW ARE YA NOW

 

It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself? – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Do you guys do CrossFit? You can CrossFuck off! – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Tim’s McDonalds and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day, and that’s about your whole world right there. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Well, there is nothing better than a good fart. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

What’s up with your fuc*in body hair big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old dutch girl. – Letterkenny Quotes

LETTERKENNY JONESY AND REILLY QUOTES

 

Well, There’s Nothing Better Than A Fart. Except Kids Falling Off Bikes, Maybe. Fuck, I Could Watch Kids Fall Off Bikes All Day, I Don’t Give A Shit About Your Kids. – Letterkenny Quotes

Fuck Lemony Snicket, what a serious of unfortunate events you fuckin been through you ugly fuck. – Letterkenny Quotes

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a rural Canadian community? I’m not sure how accurate Letterkenny is, but it paints a hilarious picture of life in the small town. You might have to learn some new phrases, but don’t worry we have you covered with these hilarious Letterkenny quotes.

Are you wondering what “Chel” or “Rips” mean? Chel is the hockey league and rips is a term for weed.

Wayne and his friends seem to have a blast, and if you are a fan of the show, you have undoubtedly been left in stitches thanks to their inappropriate sense of humor. Check out these funny Letterkenny quotes, learn some everyday slang, and have a good laugh!

Funny Letterkenny quotes

1. “Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne

2. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne

3. “You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne

4. “You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.”  — Daryl

5. “Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan

6. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne

7. “Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne

8. “Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy

9. “…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan

10. “You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne

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Letterkenny quotes for everyday use

11. “We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy

12. “Hard no.” — Wayne

13. “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly

14. “Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone

15. “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne

16. “Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” — Wayne

17. “Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy

18. “Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne

19. “And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne

20. “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne

21. “That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” — Katy

22. “Figure it out!” — Everyone

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Slightly inappropriate Letterkenny quotes

23. “Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.” — Wayne

24. “We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” — Coach

25. “If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy

26. “Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” — Wayne

27. “It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.” — Wayne

28. “I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.” — Wayne

29. “Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.” — Katy

30. “You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.” — Squirrelly Dan

31. “Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne

32. “Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!” — Gail

33. “What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” — Wayne

34. “I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.” — Daryl

35. “Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.” — Wayne

36. “You can cross fuck off.” — Wayne

 37. “Fuck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible fuckin ref!” — Jonesy

38. “Fuck you Shoresy! Put a shirt on.” — Reilly

39. “Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!”  — Squirrelly Dan

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Highly inappropriate Letterkenny quotes

40. “Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?” — Wayne

41. “You seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” — Wayne

42. “You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.”  — Wayne

43. “Fuck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” — Reilly

44. “Fuck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly fuck.” — Jonesy

45. “Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.” — Wayne

46. “Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.” — Jonesy

47. “Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!” — Shoresy

48. “You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.” — Daryl

49. “It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?”  — Wayne

50. “You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” — Wayne

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Did you enjoy these Letterkenny quotes?

My husband went on a trip to visit his friends and came back saying things like “figure it out” and “pitter-patter.” I thought he had lost his mind, but he assured me it was only a symptom of binge-watching this ridiculously funny Canadian show. It has been months and he still uses these phrases. I am going to have to watch the episodes on Hulu and catch up!

I wouldn’t have guessed that a pair of Canadian siblings running a fruit stand and farm would be so comical!

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