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35 Hilarious Halloween Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

35 Hilarious Halloween Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes Knock knock jokes have a bit of a bad reputation, which is more than a little undeserved. Often considered low-brow or unfunny, they can be just as effective as any other kind of humor if you use them well.


 

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry… it’s just my Halloween costume!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me my Halloween candy?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say zombie?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a really bad Halloween Knock Knock joke!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive your Halloween costume!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gargoyle.
Gargoyle who?
Gargoyle with salt water if your throat’s sore after eating too much Halloween candy!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to give us more Halloween candy?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe please give me a Halloween treat?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my candy!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana Who?
Ivana suck your blood!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Bee!
Bee who?
Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

Knock knock…

Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-ware, all the ghosts are out on Halloween!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry! It’s only Halloween!

Knock knock…

Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a zombie!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to the haunted cemetery?

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Diane.
Diane who?
I’m Diane to eat my Halloween candy!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost stand over there and I’ll bring you some candy!

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda go trick or treating tonight?

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very scary haunted house!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott, who?
Abbott time you opened this door! Gimme some candy!

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Bet you’re Gladys it’s my last Halloween Knock Knock joke!


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