Halloween Pick Up Lines: I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
You’re the most boo-tiful ghost I’ve seen all night!
You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead.
Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I’ll give you this Hallow-weiner.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Hey pumpkin, I bet I can put a smile on your face!
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
You are dead sexy. Literally.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I wanna bob for your apples.
You’re the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me “PumpkinHead”?
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look “Boo-ti-licious”
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as “the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party”?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look.
I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.
Don’t worry, those warts on my face aren’t anywhere else!
Hello there, boo-tiful!
Please come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!
You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Baby, I’m a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you’ll get a full-size Snickers bar!
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
I’m dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.
You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?
If you were a jack-o’-lantern, I’d totally light your candle.
There’s no trick in these pants, only a treat.
What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look so sweet!
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I’ve got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I’m tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
My name isn’t Casper, but you could be my Boo.
That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Your costume looks great now, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose you better stay with me tonight.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do for you!
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Hi, I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
I will give you my heart and this other guy’s heart.
I will make you scream.
You must love Halloween! You don’t need to buy a costume to look like an angel.
You want me to prove that I’m not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I’m not interested in.
You’re giving me shivers… and not because of that costume.
I’ve got a rubber mask and you’ve got the candy – let’s go trick or treating.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Hey Cinderella, it’s about time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can’t help myself!
Do you have a little zombie in you? Would you like to?
Arrrr, call me a pirate and give me that booty!
(Zombie Costume) Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra?
(Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.
(Ghost Costume) Want to be part of my costume? I’ll let you under my sheets.
(Witch Costume) I like your warts, want to see a few of mine?
(Hulk Costume) Wanna see my mini hulk?
(Greek Costume) Wanna see my Trojan Horse?
(Dog Costume) Would it offend you if I humped your leg?
(Pirate Costume) That is quite a booty you’ve got there.
(Black Cat Costume) That’s a nice pussy, the costume is pretty good too!
(Hotdog Costume) That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there?
(Hobo Costume) Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?
(Angel Costume) Hello, I am the answer to your prayers.
(Police Costume) Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.
(UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?
Halloween is fast approaching. You have your costume, your plans, and an idea of how the night is going to go. All you need now is to find the perfect Halloween pick-up lines to put into your treat bag woo your new boo (please excuse the Halloween pun, though beware, there are plenty to follow).
Check out our list and find the perfect line for almost any situation.
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When you are delivering Halloween pick-up lines, the key is confidence. Read over our list a few times and have a few stored for every situation. Some of the Halloween pick-up lines are cheesy but try not to come across as too cheesy, just have fun!
Deliver the lines with style and confidence, and you are definitely in for a treat this Halloween.