If your partner is more interested in finding the humor in life than dwelling on the serious stuff—or you’ve both decided to skip the mushy-gushy and over-expensive presents this Valentine’s Day—this curated selection of funny gift ideas is exactly where to look for inspiration. Or maybe, to get the best of both worlds, you’re the kind of couple who likes to give one silly gift and another, more serious, romantic gift on Valentine’s Day. If nothing else, one (or two) of these funny gifts will be the best pick-me-up for a partner who’s feeling a little overworked and under-appreciated (not by you, of course!).
Because laughter is always the best gift, there’s something for everyone here, from sarcasm and sass to self-deprecation and downright silliness. And you know there has to be at least one or two food puns thrown in for good measure, too. A “You’re So Lucky To Have Me” mug will remind them that they (obviously) scored big time in the love department by choosing you. Or make them crack up with a comical jab at your own sleeping patterns, thanks to a set of pillowcases pointing out your disproportionate sides of the bed.
There’s even something for treating yourself to a little self-love this year with a book of funny, non-cheesy, affirmations. And, for those not in a romantic relationship, there’s a handful of amusing gag gifts for Galentines, too (the “Mold the Perfect Man” cookie cutters will have your BFF giggling with every sweet bite). Read on for funny, light-hearted gift ideas for all your loved ones with a great sense of humor.
1.A wine condom to protect their wine from getting old. Don’t be silly, wrap your… wine bottle.
2.Subtle Butt gas neutralizers because even though you love almost everything about them, you could definitely do without their smelly toots.
3.A Smell My Nuts candle that has such an amazing banana bread, toasted coconut, and hazelnut scent, they’ll definitely want to jump on your ~wick.~
4.A booty mask that’ll use its plant-based formula to give them ~bootylicious~ vibes and make their bum super smooth.
5.Conversation heart bath bombs, because no one really likes the taste of those gross and chalky candies anyway. These come in three amazing fragrances and have *dirty* lil’ sayings that are sure to give them a good chuckle.
6.A salami bouquet to ~cure~ their V-Day blues with an assortment of delicious meats.
7.A floral penis mug so they can enjoy their favorite beverages alongside a beautiful display of blossoming weenies.
8.A pair of socks with cute sayings, if you aren’t good at expressing your feelings in a gushy card.
9.A naughty cookie cutter that’ll create interestingly shaped sweet treats to get them in the mood.
10.Funny but endearing toilet paper to show that you give a crap about them, even in the ~shittiest~ of times.
11.A love mop towel that’s designed specifically for after-sex cleanup. It’s made with premium cotton in a special double yarn weave to make it extra absorbent to make sure you’re prepared for whats ~coming.~
12.Goodhead oral gel to spice things up in the bedroom. Who knows, they may even ~blow~ you away like never before.
There’s tons of love to go around on Valentine’s Day. While some may reserve the holiday for their significant others, it’s actually a special day to celebrate all the people you love most. Your friends — new and old — have helped you get through life’s ups and downs: new jobs, big moves, budding relationships, […]
Mail Myself To You Submitted by Felicia I’m gonna wrap myself in paper. I’m gonna dab myself with glue. Stick some stamps on top of my head. I’m gonna mail myself to you. I’m going to wrap myself in paper I’m going to stick myself with glue I’m going to tie a BIG bow on […]
A florist who abides by a strict five date limit with any man finds herself wanting more with the new restaurateur in town. Valentines day or love day is the key day for many people who love and want to be loved. The office valentines day quotes. Finding the right love message for your boyfriend […]