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Funny New Year Wishes

A little humor on New Year’s wishes can make everything better. Send some funny New Year wishes and make people’s day with some sense of humor. Send some sarcastic or hilarious New Year messages to your close ones and make them laugh their heart out. Make them laugh with your jokes and praise you for your wittiness. Here are some funny New Year wishes which can be posted on social media, sent to your beloved ones for making them laugh. Hope these funny New Year quotes will make their way to spread some happiness on such a festive.

New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers, leave behind all your tears!

New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!

Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!

A new year doesn’t come to change your life. It comes to remind you that one more year has gone and you’re still the same useless moron who thinks he can make his resolutions come true!

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I hope you start the New Year as the startup of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!

I would quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy new year 2021, partner!

No resolution for the New Year, as I like my love in the state it is- criticizing and annoying you will go on the high range!

May this upcoming year actually bring change in you – not just all your old habits wrapped in a new package, Oh God! Happy New year, anyways.

So excited for you guys to ruin another year of your life. Have a merry and Happy New Year.

I wish even your success amount comes on my account and the right hands can spend them this upcoming year. Happy New Year.

Happy new year! This year may finally realize that real fun in life comes from real people, not from the virtual ones. Have a great year!

May your dreams get fulfilled as well as your bills. Best of luck with the New Year, dear.

If all the heartbreaks and troubles from the last year didn’t make you strong, let me wish one more year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy new year!

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Happy New Year from someone adorable, handsome, intelligent, and wants to see you smiling always.

Here’s a new year wish from a wise fellow asking you to donate more of your wealth so they can be spent by the right hands. Happy new year!

Though I am wishing a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!

I hope you make a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!

Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy, and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame and champagne?

May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

It’s a new year once again and it’s the same old life you’re living once again. What is there to celebrate?

Happy New Year! It is midnight already, and you are getting old – just go to sleep!

New years are like pages in a book that’s so boring. You always think that the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy new year!

I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.

Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter. Happy new year! You just waved goodbye to one more year of your short life!

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A new year doesn’t stop the ghosts from your past mistake coming back to haunt you. So, if you think you’re over it, you’re wrong. Happy new year!

Let us celebrate this New Year’s Eve in honor of the time we successfully wasted this year.

The funniest part of a new year is making new resolutions. I am pretty sure you have one too. Let me know about your resolution and I’ll try not to laugh as I did in the last year.

Here’s a new year wish for you before the network gets jammed. I hope you’re having great fun. Wishing you a successful year ahead!

God is kind enough to give you a new year but not so kind to give you a new life. Happy new year 2021!

May you become smart enough to realize that resolutions don’t come true and wise enough to know that the difference between a new year and an old year is 1-minute past 12 AM.

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