Valentine's Day

Cute Valentine Jokes to Spread the Love (and Laughter)

It may be known as the most romantic day of the year, but Valentine’s Day isn’t just about candlelit dinners and decadent chocolate desserts — it can also be about sharing a good laugh with a loved one, whether that’s family or your very own Valentine. Luckily, if you’re looking for some cute messages to write in your DIY Valentine’s Day card, we’ve got all the best Valentine’s jokes to spread the love this February 14!

From corny Valentine’s Day puns to clever one-liners, these hilarious jokes are the perfect addition to your sweet Valentine’s Day celebration full of chocolate, love and laughter. Share them with your kids while making some creative Valentine’s Day crafts, or send them as a cute message to your sweetheart along with a bouquet of flowers — either way, you’re sure to get a smile that’s sweeter than the best Valentine’s Day chocolate!

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Bea.

Bea who?

Bea my Valentine!valentine's day jokes

What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

“I love you a whole watt.”valentine's day jokes

What did the chef give to his wife on Valentine’s Day?

A hug and a quiche.valentine's day jokes

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

Sure, they’re very scent-imental!valentine's day jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like to be my Valentine?valentine's day jokes

What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?

Lots of hogs and kisses.valentine's day jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

“I’m stuck on you!”valentine's day jokes

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine’s Day?

Cauliflowers!

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