Birthday Quotes

Best Sarcastic Birthday Wishes

It is a beautiful feeling to be loved by someone you also care for. Expressing your love is extremely important. In our hectic schedules, we must not forget special occasions that come into the life of each other. We must try to rejoice those events, as celebrations should not be dependent on reasons. In this way, it shows other people how important they are to you, and you never overlook them even in your busy routine.

Aside from sending your warm wishes, you can even use face to face conversations to deliver your feelings towards others. These wishes will definitely help you out in expressing your emotions in the right way. You can even get ideas to decorate your speech while showing your true sentiments for your loved ones.



Below you’ll find all the wishes you need to wish someone you love or care about.

  • Getting older also means that you are growing wiser the question is are you really
  • Happy birthday you are awesome because you threw this party and let me hog the fun
  • Let us not even start with blowing candles today because there are too many to blow
  • I am giving you what you have given me every day trouble and sarcasm happy birthday
  • I promise to be by your side even as you mourn the loss of your youth my dear friend
  • You have not change ever since we met years ago how did that happen you are so great
  • Im in lets go and party and drink hard all night until we finally drop happy birthday
  • Here is me wishing you a happy birthday and telling you to make use of your years left
  • Happy birthday if you were a dog you would be that by now because of your age this day
  • Happy birthday I wish you all the best from Facebook because I cannot attend your party
  • As I am but polite on your birthday I would not even bother asking just how old you are
  • Happy birthday I bet you would use this as an excuse just so you can get wasted tonight
  • I hope you live long enough after eating so much cake and drink too much happy birthday
  • Today is the day you were born into this world well I am happy for you hope you are too
  • You might as well smile now that you still have real teeth having fake ones really suck
  • Happy birthday stop being immature because you definitely have stop being so young dear
  • Throw a great party and I promise you that we will give you great gifts that we can find
  • Smile as long as your body would allow you to it is something that will keep you healthy
  • I hope you do not get all nice and boring just because it is your birthday this very day
  • May you get all the things you want for a change on this birthday go try to get them all
  • This person is definitely a trouble maker so I have to get ready to clean up your wastes
  • Why do people celebrate this day when they just get older anyways I still do not know why
  • If I tell you that you are awesome that would be pushing too much so just stay happy dear
  • You are different and that is the truth so here is me wishing that you would never change
  • You are definitely a Facebook stalker but hey I will still wish you a very happy birthday
  • Since today is your birthday I promise I would shut up for hours enjoy it while it lasts
  • I would not wish you a great birthday because I hate to remind you that you are older now
  • Happy birthday just know that just because its your birthday doesnt mean I am doing favors
  • You are wonderful amazing cool but do not get carried away I am saying it is your birthday
  • Grow old but never let yourself fall old especially on your brains fight for what is right
  • You have been becoming forgetful nowadays that it is starting to be more and more alarming
  • Happy birthday I wanted to make a joke about your age but I feel bad about how old you are
  • I want to congratulate you for being one of the ancient people in this world that is great
  • I bet you cannot even walk straight after that night we had those beers that we have drank
  • I personally welcome you to the age that is definitely past your youth my dear enjoy it so
  • I am expecting an invitation for your birthday party you are never too old to celebrate one
  • You only got this one night to have the best time of your life so go out there and have fun
  • I hope you do not let your old age keep you from doing anything just kidding have fun today
  • Happy birthday today is a special day the day you finally got out inside of your moms belly
  • They say age is but a number do not be fooled I bet your joints are starting to hurt by now
  • To the guy who looks so big but has a very small and cute voice I wish you a happy birthday
  • Calling you an angel would be a lie so let me just hope that you are happy on your birthday
  • For once I want to be honest to you so let me tell you that I wish you all the best in life
  • I am happy your birthday is on Christmas it means I can give a gift of one for two occasions
  • A good relationship has a give and take basis I will give you awesome gifts throw me a party
  • Good job for trying to keep being alive until this day congratulations on getting older again
  • I hate surprises as much as the next guy so I hope that you have great food when I come there
  • I wonder if you are just wiser now or you have just been practicing how to act rightly in life
  • I wish you birthday this year do not suck as much as it totally did the last few years sweetie
  • Thank you for putting up with me I promise that I will try to put up with you harder than ever

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