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Best Make Me Laugh Quotes

Make Me Laugh Quotes

  • I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.

    Audrey Hepburn
  • Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.

    W. H. Auden
  • It makes me laugh when you bring two things together which have nothing to do with one another.

    Jean-Luc Godard
  • I just want to spend the rest of my life with someone who makes me smile, laugh, feel special, and supports me.

    Taylor Swift
  • I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I’m not laughing, it upsets my day.

    Jessie J
  • I love people who make me laugh!

    Audrey Hepburn
  • It’s almost like he’s started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don’t know why, but there’s just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

    Dana Carvey
  • You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

    Jay Leno
  • I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.

    Henry Rollins
  • I really, really like ‘Eastbound & Down.’ It’s one of the few things that makes me laugh.

    Denis Leary
  • I would say most people assume that I’m not very smart or educated or earnest, because I have this image that I’m sort of narcissistic, chasing attention, and wanting people to like me. It makes me laugh because I’ve done plenty of interviews and when you read the article from beginning to end you can see that I’m not your typical music video model.

    Megan Fox
  • If you can make me laugh, my heart is yours! I think there’s nothing more attractive than someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously.

    Shay Mitchell
  • Marilyn Monroe quote: If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

    Marilyn Monroe
  • The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says ‘you’re cute’, I’ll say ‘thank you’, but I appreciate it much more when the other one says ‘you make me laugh so much’.

    Michael J. Fox
  • I look for friends who make me laugh.

    Christian Lacroix
  • As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

    Colin Mochrie
  • Someone trying to be funny probably isn’t as funny as someone who doesn’t want to be funny but is and can’t help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don’t know why you’re getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh.

    Ricky Gervais
  • You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor.

    Redman
  • It’s nice to hear when someone gets something and the sincerity is enough to tickle you. They can have the wrong notes but the essence of it is there, so it makes you laugh, because even when Frank [Zappa]’s music is sad, it makes me laugh.

    Gail Zappa
  • When people talk to me about tyranny, it makes me laugh and gives me the impression that people suffer from amnesia.

    Jean-Claude Duvalier
  • I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then, at night, I say the thought to people through a microphone. I don’t think about politics or pop culture very much, so those thoughts don’t often make it to the microphone.

    Demetri Martin
  • What I do onstage, there’s maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that. They’re really that Southern. And they do funny things. I love ’em; they’re awesome. They’re good people.

    Larry the Cable Guy
  • I love men who make me laugh.

    Nastassja Kinski
  • If wine tells truth – and so have said the wise, It makes me laugh to think how brandy lies!

    Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
  • sometimes it’s better to bunk a class & enjoy with friends, coz today when I look back, marks never make me laugh memories do.

    Abdul Kalam
  • I could not write my books without the library’s help. Even with the ease of Internet research, I find books to be indispensable when I am writing. … Books make me laugh, cry, and think. They give me insight into history, and into the lives of people in other cultures. They help me make important decisions, and they provide endless entertainment. Hooray for libraries!

    Peg Kehret
  • The thing about humour is that the super-ego is also at play, so what interested me, particularly in the last chapter which is key to the book -and no one seems to have picked this up in writings on Freud – is that, in the later Freud, the essence of humour is the ability to look at myself and find myself ridiculous. That makes me laugh.

    Simon Critchley
  • I’m more of an older school comedian so Tommy Davidson still makes me laugh a lot no matter how many times I’ve heard his jokes or not. He’s just an animated comedian that I don’t mind seeing over and over again.

    Joe Torry
  • No one understands me better and no one can make me laugh the way Bill does. Even after all these years, he is still the most interesting, energizing and fully alive person I have ever met.

    Hillary Clinton
  • I love a confident guy and a guy that makes me laugh and who is a little hard to get. Don’t be too easy.

    Nina Agdal
  • The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that’s self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that doesn’t do it for me either. You just try to be funny.

    Greg Giraldo
  • I’d go mad if I didn’t have things to make me laugh.

    Stuart Rose
  • Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue’ and comedians like Paul Merton.

    Lynne Truss
  • The Sopranos’ is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes – infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh.

    David Chase
  • My little boy Sonny makes me laugh all the time. He has good comedic timing.

    Sophie Ellis Bextor
  • I like old people falling over, that’s what makes me laugh.

    Allen Carr
  • I’m a good audience in general, but it’s hard to make me laugh.

    Dan Fogler
  • I think the best comedy is tragicomic. Yeah, I suppose if you were to look at everything I’ve done, there is a bit of a black streak through all of it. It’s not deliberate: it’s what makes me laugh, and there’s a fine tradition of it, especially in Ireland.

    Sharon Horgan
  • I like somebody who makes me laugh. He’s also got to be prepared – I’m sort of a loose cannon, in a good way. I also like people who disagree with me and make me work to prove my point.

    Monica Keena
  • I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn’t care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole.

    Nicole Polizzi
  • I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who’s secure – I think that’s sexy.

    Roselyn Sanchez
  • What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

    Bruce Vilanch
  • I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out.

    Logan Henderson
  • Random things make me laugh.

    Sandra Bernhard
  • I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I’m like a monkey when I get tickled – woo-hoo!

    Tara Reid
  • I want a life that sizzles and pops and makes me laugh out loud…I want my everyday to make God belly laugh, glad that he gave life to someone who loves the gift.

    Shauna Niequist
  • [Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.

    Norm MacDonald
  • It’s a book that makes me laugh and think – it would be very hard to like someone who didn’t enjoy Candide!

    Mark Ravenhill
  • Judd Apatow, Conan O’Brien … taking what you think is funny, and then adding another layer to it. That’s kind of my sensibility. Those are the guys that make me laugh.

    Joe Buck
  • I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh.

    Anthony Jeselnik

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