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Best Jeff Spicoli Quotes 2021

Even if you weren’t born in or around the 1980s, you for sure know or or have seen the movie ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’. Even though the movie had or insinuated a lot of drug use, sexual content and underage drinking, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’ is a cult classic teenager movie and is still loved and enjoyed by many people of all ages today. The movie starred actors such as Forest Whitaker, Judge Reinhold, Nicholas Cage and almost everybody’s personal favorite character in the movie, Sean Penn starring as Jeff Spicoli.

Jeff Spicoli was the surfer dude that was always, always, always stoned. His character was made to portray the stereotypical ‘surfer dudes’ from the 1960s and 1970s. One of the best things about the character Jeff Spicoli, was his hilarious feud with Mr. Hand, Ridgemont High’s history teacher. The look on Spicoli’s face when Mr. Hand pulled out an extra copy of the history book is priceless everytime you see it. Sean Penn did an amazing job playing the Jeff Spicoli character, it is said that Penn made everyone on set call in Spicoli instead of his real name because he wanted to be fully into his role as Jeff Spicoli. If you haven’t seen ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’, it really is worth watching once, even if only just to see what all of the fuss is about. There’s no shame in the movie not being your cup of tea, but it highly reflects what teenage life was like in America in the 1980s.

Jeff Spicoli Quotes

  1. “[to Mr. Hand] You d*ck!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  2. “[ replying to Brad Hamilton when he says, ‘Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.’] Well, something must have happened to them.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  3. “No shirt, no shoes…” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  4. “I’ve been thinking about this. If I’m here and you’re here, doesn’t that make it our time?” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  5. “Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna sh*t or is he gonna kill us?” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  6. “It was like a full crowd scene at the food lines.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  7. “He’s the full hot orator.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  8. “Get out of here, Curtis. I don’t hear you unless you knock.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  9. “This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  10. “[replying to Mr. Hand when he asks, ‘Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the h*ll do you think you’re doing?’] Learning about Cuba, and having some food.” – Jeff Spicoli, When he had pizza delivered to the classroom, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  11. “[replying to Brad Hamilton when he says, ‘Why don’t you get a job Spicoli?’ What for?” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  12. “Sorry, I’m late. It’s just like this new schedule’s totally confusing.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  13. “Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  14. “[driving and really stoned] People on ‘ludes should not drive.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  15. “[laughs incredulously] Those guys are f*gs!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  16. “You’re crazy! That light was red! -It was yellow a minute ago. I’m sure.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  17. “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  18. “Awesome! Totally awesome!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  19. “Where’d you get this jacket?” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  20. “[replying to Mr. Hand after he says, ‘Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don’t know! You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to leave your words right up here for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli.’] All right!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  21. “[talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe] That was my skull! I’m so wasted!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  22. “Hey bud, let’s party!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  23. “And you guys are invited too!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  24. “[Replying to Mr. Vargas when he asks, ‘Are you in my class?’] I am today.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  25. “I went to the stones concert, remember? Anaheim stones concert. I go backstage. Who do I see? It’s Mick! So I cruise on over, I’m going to meet the man, ya know. As I get over there. He says, ‘Hey bro! What’s your name?’ I go, ‘Jeff Spicoli dude, good to meet you.” He goes, “Good to meet you, Jeff.’” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’, Deleted Scene when Spicoli is talking about Mick Jagger
  26. “Aloha, Mr. Hand.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  27. “Hey, you’re ripping my card.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  28. “[replying to Curtis Spicoli when he states, ‘Dad says you’re gonna be late again you butthole!’] LEAVE ME ALONE!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  29. “Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  30. “Well Stu I’ll tell you, surfing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, it’s no hobby. It’s a way of looking at that wave and saying, ‘Hey bud, let’s party!’” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  31. “Just couldn’t make it on time.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  32. “So what Jefferson was saying was ‘Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don’t get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we’ll just be bogus too.’” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  33. “There’s no birthday party for me here!?” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  34. “[long pause, but then with complete truth in his answer] I don’t know.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  35. “Mr Hand, do you have a guy like me in all your classes? You know, a guy you make an example of?” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  36. “Heading over to the Australian and Hawaiian internationals, and then me and Mick are going to wing on over to London and jam with the Stones.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  37. “[Replying to Dr. Miller and Mr. Vargas when they are talking about people selling their bodies to medicine for $25] Righteous bucks!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  38. “Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  39. “[replying to Jefferson’s brother’s question, ‘Have you seen the new Playboy?’] Good?” [Jefferson’s brother says, ‘Bodacious tits!’] Alright” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  40. “Hey, I know that dude.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  41. “Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  42. “Oh, gnarly!” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  43. “Well, I’ll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves! But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, ‘Danger is my business!’” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  44. “Certainly, there’s nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  45. “I’m driving, you’re navigating. Where is this party?” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’
  46. “Thought I’d do the whole surf-bum thing, but it turns out I don’t like surfers or bums.” – Jeff Spicoli, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’

JEFF SPICOLI QUOTES

  1. “You d**k!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  2. “Aloha Mr. Hand!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  3. “Those guys are fags.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  4. “Hey bud, let’s party!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  5. “Awesome! Totally awesome!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  6. “People on ‘ludes should not drive.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  7. “Who’s got the beaucoup dolares today?”–  Jeff Spicoli

  8. “Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  9. “Learning about Cuba, and having some food.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  10. “It was like a full crowd scene at the food lines.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  11. “This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  12. “Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  13. “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  14. “Make up your mind dude. Is he going to sh*t or is he going to kill us?”–  Jeff Spicoli

  15. “Wait a minute, there’s no birthday party for me here! Hello, Mr. Hand.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  16. “This will be a little demonstration of that, listen up. That was my skull. I’m so wasted!”–  Jeff Spicoli

  17. “Life comes at you pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  18. “Mr Hand, do you have a guy like me in all your classes? You know, a guy you make an example of?”–  Jeff Spicoli

  19. “Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  20. “Well I’ll tell you Stew, I did battle some humungous waves. But like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  21. “Well Stu I’ll tell you, surfing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, it’s no hobby. It’s a way of looking at that wave and saying, “Hey bud, let’s party!””–  Jeff Spicoli

  22. “Heading over to the Australian and Hawaiian internationals, and then me and Mick are going to wing on over to London and jam with the Stones.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  23. “I’ve been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I’m here and you’re here, doesn’t that make it our time? Certainly, there’s nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.”–  Jeff Spicoli

  24. “What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place ’cause it was bogus; so if we don’t get some cool rules ourselves—pronto—we’ll just be bogus, too! Get it?”–  Jeff Spicoli

  25. “I went to the stones concert, remember? Anaheim stones concert. I go backstage. Who do I see? It’s Mick! So I cruise on over, I’m going to meet the man, ya know. As I get over there. He says, “Hey bro! What’s your name?” I go, “Jeff Spicoli dude, good to meet you.” He goes, “Good to meet you, Jeff.”–  Jeff Spicoli

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