Birthday Quotes

Best Hilarious Birthday Wishes

It is a beautiful feeling to be loved by someone you also care for. Expressing your love is extremely important. In our hectic schedules, we must not forget special occasions that come into the life of each other. We must try to rejoice those events, as celebrations should not be dependent on reasons. In this way, it shows other people how important they are to you, and you never overlook them even in your busy routine.

Aside from sending your warm wishes, you can even use face to face conversations to deliver your feelings towards others. These wishes will definitely help you out in expressing your emotions in the right way. You can even get ideas to decorate your speech while showing your true sentiments for your loved ones.


Below you’ll find all the wishes you need to wish someone you love or care about.

  • Congratulations on being born a really long time ago
  • I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday
  • Happy birthday Youre how old Oh man thats like dead in dog years
  • Happy birthday May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs
  • Wishes may come and go but age always sticks with you Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday Its official you can now begin your quarter-life crisis
  • Congratulations You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday
  • Happy birthday Lets celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the womb
  • Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone comes out
  • Happy birthday You know youre old when the candles start costing more than the cake
  • On your birthday Im going to share the secret to staying young lying about your age
  • Happy birthday They say that age is just a number Yea right and jail is just a room
  • Heres to you on your birthday May you live to be so old you sincerely wish you were dead
  • Happy birthday May you live to be so old people start wondering if youre the walking dead
  • A few years ago you were smart handsome and young Today youre just an old fart Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday Congrats on reaching an age that makes your receding hairline seem appropriate
  • Happy birthday to someone who is now taking drugs on their birthday for serious medical reasons
  • I know you received so many birthday wishes yesterday but whos here with you today Thats right Me
  • Happy birthday Want to feel young and thin again Lets go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people
  • You know what they say its better to be over the hill than buried feet underneath it Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday Im so sorry youve reached an age where pop culture marketers are no longer targeting you
  • Happy birthday to a person whose age now makes them cry even more than the day they came into this world
  • Happy birthday Dont let a -year old Olympic gold medal winner make you feel like a failure on your birthday
  • Happy birthday Congrats on joining the -years-old-forever club We have millions of members all over the world
  • Happy birthday After seeing all the candles on your cake I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance
  • You know I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will Happy birthday
  • Im so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes Honestly I didnt think you would live this long Happy birthday
  • Wait youre how old today Youre so lucky youre not a dog They would have put you down by now Oh well Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday I sincerely hope that you dont take this early birthday message as a sign that you might not make it
  • Wishing a happy birthday to someone who should probably start worrying about what the government is saying about Medicare
  • Happy birthday Remember this today if you lick all the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy
  • I wish you a very happy birthday Just please remember to tell me how old youre pretending to be so we can keep up the charade
  • You know they say that age is really all in the mind The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body Happy birthday
  • Dont be bummed about your birthday You know what they say its better to be a year older than to be one month late Happy birthday
  • Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious Make your friends laugh on their birthday by sending a funny birthday message
  • On your birthday I want you to remember that you are only as old as you feel But youll still always be older than me Happy birthday
  • As you get older there are three important things that happen First you lose your mind I cant remember the other two Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday You know youre getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying well Im here already I may as well pee
  • Its a special day your birthday Lets go out and celebrate you being one year closer to removing your age from your Facebook profile
  • Experts say that people lose their minds when they get old What they forget to mention is that you really wont miss it Happy birthday
  • Smile today is your birthday Be happy and remember that things could be worse Just think about what youll be like in ten years yikes
  • Happy summer birthday Get out and enjoy it while youre still young enough to not fall into the high risk category for heat stroke death
  • I believe you forgot my birthday present last year Im returning the favor this year Im afraid a Happy Birthday is all youre going to get
  • Happy birthday Today I would advise you to be nice to your kids Remember the older you get the closer you get to having them choose a nursing home
  • Forgetting your birthday was merely an April Fools Joke Unless of course I did remember it in which case please disregard this message Happy birthday
  • Not sure what to say Dont worry we have hilarious wishes that you can send to the birthday boy or girl online on Facebook email or in a text message
  • Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life one part of you has snapped and the other part of you is dragging Happy birthday
  • On your birthday remember this age is only a number that represents how attractive happy and able-bodied you are Really its nothing to get worked up over Happy birthday
  • Listen I hate to be the one to do this but you need to get your birthday habit under control Its been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will in fact kill you So give it a rest will you
  • Two older men sit on a park bench One says Joe Im years old and I have nothing but aches and pains How do you feel Joe says I feel like a newborn babe Really a newborn babe Yes I have no teeth no hair and I think I mightve wet my pants Happy birthday

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