Father's Day

40+ Best Father’s Day Puns. Warning: These Puns are Armed and Dadly!

ou know every single one of your Father’s best dad jokes, and, as much you don’t want to, you giggle at even the worst of them. Because, at the end of the day, you know absolutely nothing can make you smile quite like your dad’s lighthearted antics. While sharing some heartfelt Father’s Day quotes with him on Father’s Day is always a great idea, using some so-bad-they’re-great Father’s Day puns will probably be even more appreciated by the funny guy who raised you.

These hilarious puns will make for great additions to funny Father’s Day cards. Or spread the love and take these pun-tastic one-liners online as witty Father’s Day captions for your social media tributes to Dad. Either way, Dad will love them all—from golf puns to tie puns and everything in between—so much that he may just adopt one or two as his new favorite material (read: expect to hear them on repeat). These are the true Father’s Day gifts that keep on giving—especially since he’ll be the proudest dad ever knowing that he clearly taught you well in the jokes department.


  • “The best dads are really punny.”
  • “Yoda best, Dad.”
  • “Dad puns—that’s how eye roll.”
  • “Dad, you’re a real fungi.”
  • “Have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.”
  • “It’s knot a tie—you’re my favorite!”
  • “Father, I am your daughter.”
  • “I love your bad dad jokes.”
  • “You meet all of the koala-fications.”
  • “Dad, you’re dino-mite.”
  • “There’s gnome one like you.”
  • “You’re the tricera-tops!”
  • “Dad to the bone.”
  • “I turtle-y love my dad!”


funny fathers day puns
  • “If the world had S’MORE dads like you it would be sweet.”
  • “You know how to make things butter.”
  • “You can’t be beet.”
  • “I donut know what I’d do without you.”
  • “I love you from my head tomatoes.”
  • “Let’s taco ’bout how much you rock.”
  • “You did a grape job raisin me.”
  • “Thanks for always bacon me happy.”
  • “I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.”
  • “You’re one in a melon.”
  • “Your dad yolks crack me up.”
  • “I’m nacho average dad.”
  • “I love you, just in queso you didn’t know.”
  • “You are cereal-ously the best.”
  • “Thanks for pudding up with me.”
  • “I love you, Dad, pho-real.”
  • “It sounds cheesy, but you’re the gratest.”
  • “Lettuce give thanks for you today!”
  • “Our family would be muffin without you.”
  • “You’re one of my two favorite pear-ants!”


funny fathers day puns
  • “Happy Fathers Day — don’t worry, be hoppy.”
  • “I wish you a fan-stache-tic Father’s Day.”
  • “You’re a tee-riffic dad.”
  • “I’m not lion—you’re the best.”
  • “Happy Father’s Day—let’s par-tee.”
  • “You’re oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever.”
  • “Happy Farter’s Day!”
  • “Wood you believe how much I love you?”
  • “Hey dad, it’s cool that you’re a little Old Fashioned.”
  • “Happy Father’s Day to a reel awesome dad.”
  • “I’m a lucky duck that you’re my dad.”

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